Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some cats
E-I-E-I-O
With a meow meow here
And a meow meow there
Here a meow
There a meow
Everywhere a meow meow
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some dogs
E-I-E-I-O
With a woof woof here
And a woof woof there
Here a woof
There a woof
Everywhere a woof woof
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some ducks
E-I-E-I-O
With a quack quack here
And a quack quack there
Here a quack
There a quack
Everywhere a quack quack
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have a donkey
E-I-E-I-O
With a hee-haw here
And a hee-haw there
Here a hee
There a haw
Everywhere a hee-haw
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they a have a hinny
E-I-E-I-O
With a clip clop here
And a clip clop there

(he’s very quiet)
Here a clip
There a clop
Everywhere a clip clop
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some chickens
E-I-E-I-O
With a bach bach here
And a bach bach there
Here a bach
There a bach
Everywhere a bach bach
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have a rooster
E-I-E-I-O
With a cock-a-doodle-doo here
And a cock-a-doodle-doo there
Here a cock-a-doodle-doo
There a cock-a-doodle-doo
Everywhere a cock-a-doodle-doo
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some horses
E-I-E-I-O
With a neigh neigh here
And a neigh neigh there
Here a neigh
There a neigh
Everywhere a neigh neigh
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm they have some goats
E-I-E-I-O
With a bah bah here
And a bah bah there
Here a bah
There a bah
Everywhere a bah bah
Grandma and Grandpa have a farm
Eeeeee-aaaayyyeee
Eeeeee-aaaayyyeee
Ohhhhhhhhh!
(There are also owls, eagles, finches, raccoons, mice, rats, moles, deer and the occasional accidental visiting cow – but I didn’t get any pictures of them)
Hubby and I often alter songs to suit the situation – have you ever done this too? Tell me about your versions of songs in the comments below.
All of Pumpkin’s friends are going to be jealous that she has Grandparents with a real farm!
Lol! Yep.